“Did he administer his blessing through the hole?” you ask your friend after his first confession.
“What?” he says, demurred.
“Through the hole,“ you repeat yourself, “behind the curtain. Did you confess anything or were you predictable?” you reply blatantly and about to catechize him, sternly questioning the reason for his visit. “Did you ask for his blessing?”
Disappointed for not hearing about the parish gossip, you are not surprised by your naive friend. “Church is how the wives managed to keep it together in the old days and how their husbands kept it in their pants. You admit your sins, plead for the Father’s blessings, follow his guidance and work for his mercy before you can accept his pardon. That’s what invigorates him. Every preacher has some sort of pathological pleasure from hearing our stories and being supplicated for their absolution. Trust me, he’s got a nice horn under his robe, but he doesn’t tolerate deceivers.”
Remembering your last confession, you realize that it’s time to give your Father a visit. There’s a few sins that you need absolution.
8P Agent of Fortune
🌶🌶🌶 Assign roles, spice up details, adjust to your liking and set the intensity. Important : Role-play is played between consenting adults, rookies and experts alike. Respect each other and disconnect from the scenario at the end. Lather, rinse and repeat. 🌶🌶🌶